Quotes and Sayings - 3

Afoul flew the owl to become an owly old fowl.

If the 'roo shits, wear it!

Spintrovert: one who revolves around the vast middle ground between introverts and extroverts.

My therapist suggested that self-empowerment is the best way to deal with unresolved issues.  I now share with someone else.

The majority of well-grounded people are shorter than five feet tall.  They are closer to the ground and less likely to walk around with their head in the clouds.

Raging hormones of the teenage sage.

With nary a twitch I engaged the switch, my computer awoke and so did the blitch.

I find it rather perplexing that a dense thick headed person can also be accused of being a feather brain.

EGOlution:  A child collides into a raging teen who explodes into a full blown adult that tempers slowly to become a child again.

As a matter of tact it’s a diplomat.

To visualize I need two organ eyes first. 

I intend to merely be myself today. What say you Mr. Hyde?

To grey or not too grey? To grey is to age gracefully. Not too grey is to dye.

How old am I? Old enough to have had every bodily orifice examined, probed and cross examined.

Bob Dylan is a great poet and song writer and I enjoy his songs when they are covered by great singers.

Is it ewe in wolf’s clothing or is wool clothing ewe?

A sure-fire sign of artificial intelligence is when a person dines on computer chips, thinks in binary code and converses in JavaScript.

Oblivious of protocol they showed up revealing recessive blue genes.

Used to live in Victoria just a stone’s throw from Sidney, Now I live in “The Big Smoke” chuckin’ stones from my kidneys.

Old age dilemma: retread or retire...

Engage in debate and you’re hooked!

Expect a multitude of turns when you walk a mile in another person’s car.

The five senses are taste, sight, touch, smell and hearing – all served best with a sense of humor.

My reputation is exposed and laid bare every day when I am freed by my egotistical dreams to waken wise and arise from debunk.

As a self-proclaimed Wise man once said, “Old age for some is to be long in the tooth but others long for their teeth.”

Don’t search for me among the flock of wayward sheep. I’ve been blessed with enough intelligence, stubbornness and independence to get lost all by myself.

Three memory conditions:

1) Premeditated lack of short term memory.

2) Spontaneous lack of short term memory – what was the first one?

3) Selective memory – It wasn’t me that drove my car over the motorcycle jump. I was hijacked by the passenger.

If you can’t, don’t. If you can, do. If you cancan that’s the dance for you. If you can’t cant you are level against the bevel. If you can cant you are an angler of sorts. If you can’t can you can’t bark because you make a lousy seal.

© David Girard 05/05/19