Stubble Jump Brew
Stub-stub-stubble jump Stubble Jump Brew…
“Honey bee,
honey bee flew.
My honey
ain’t free but my honey will do.”
“Honey what has
gotten into you?”
“I’ve been
chugging away on that Stubble Jump Brew.”
Tastes so
good all evening it do.
Inhibitions
gone, feelin’ oh so cool.
Just one
more song now who’s the fool?
Dance ‘round
the floor a glidin’ on my stool
‘Till the
music stops, so I stop too.
But my
stomach keeps jiving to the boogaloo.
And off I
zoom to the men’s bar-froom
To disgorge a
batch of Stubble Jump Gruel
It comes
with a fee but leaves totally free.
Awake next
morning, oh so sad,
Have a
pounding head and I feel real bad.
Suffer all that
day ‘til evening come.
Go find my honey
that’s what I’ll do.
Now I’m back
with you my Stubble Jump Brew.
“Honey bee,
honey be who?
Honey be my
Stubble Jump Brew.”
“You were
after honey, honey bee me.
So go and
screw your Stubble Jump Brew.
Yeah go and
screw your Stubble Jump Brew!”
Stub-stub-stubble
jump Stubble Jump Brew…
© David
Girard 10/08/15
* Dedicated to all the prairie province stubble jumpers.
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