Far North Soul
I wish I were a Far North Soul!
I’d learn to do the kayak roll
but in the middle of winter’s chill
the boat won’t sink on snow and ice
It’s hard to drown and kind’a nice.
Don’t need a lifejacket to make me float
as my ego and pride bloat and gloat.
Soon I’m cold and sore from rolling in snow
because I left my speedos and goggles behind
so I’m stark naked – have I lost my mind?
I go back to the Igloo to warm things up -
my eleven digits and a bare behind.
Hmm what’s in the pot from which I will sup?
I add a few more ingredients to the Igloo stew
then I check my phone for messages and calls
to discover there are quite a few.
I fire up the computer of bytes and bits
to see what’s trending with the Inuit.
Yukon, N.W.T. and Nunavut holding steady at Zero.
B.C.: Three
Hundred and Forty Eight.
I look through the window of my Igloo today
at St. Paul’s hospital one block away
It all seems so unreal and surreal
but in truth the cold hard facts do reveal
that the invisible enemy is knocking at the door
I say “Stay away and go Fuck Yourself!!!
I’m staying in with ample food on the shelf!”
Seems cliché and even a crime
to live and wait one day at a time.
I wish I were a Far North Soul…
© David
Girard 23/03/20
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