to the tune of Monster Mash We all came out from our humble abodes To get a another jolt from the mother lode He from his apartment in the West End east To St. James in Kits where the singers feast [Chorus] He did the smash, he did the pumpkin smash The pumpkin smash, it was a sidewalk bash He did the smash, it caught on in a flash He did the smash, He did the pumpkin smash The dim wit walked briskly down a dim lit street Where he caught his toe on uneven concrete Then the slab toward his face began to rise And suddenly to his surprise [Chorus] Once gravity takes over there’s little one can do So the fuse was lit for the sidewalk blues Thoughts of stop drop and roll seem rather smug As inertia dictates trip hug and mug [Chorus] There is a sidewalk bug walking through this city The seams aren’t level - must be the work of the devil The sidewalk wins as it flat out lies and sins Dr...