Quotes and Sayings - 4

Acute kinetosis may be confirmed when one becomes seasick in a bathtub.

As a rule fools and tools bedeck bar stools.

Sing solo so low and soulful.

Over time something of value may become worth less but rarely worthless.

Realistic goals: A goal met is a goal set so achieve your goals before you set them.

Lamb racked in pain site.

Respect boundaries set by others but if disagreeable just create distance until you are outside looking in.

I perceive butterfly metamorphosis to be a metaphor for the metanoia of acute depression.

Distance may make love grow away.  Absence may make love ebb and flow away. Abstinence is just a stone’s throw astray.

Birthdays are more than the number on your cake, your SSN, or your titanium joint replacement numbers. Birthdays are true celebrations of life to enjoy while you are still living!

Most architects of failed utopian dreams are not architects.

The price to be paid for stopping on a dime is the ten cents you can’t pick up.

I used to get bored from doing nothing but now I don’t get bored – I just do nothing.

Pursuit of perfection is to fail without exception.

Endeavor and strive often to learn from your mistakes. Strive and err often to learn from your endeavors.

Acknowledgement of one’s weakness is strength.

Hair today. Hair is gray. Will it still be hair tomorrow?

If life is not a race there are no losers. If life is a race are those who are last the winners?

What do golf and desserts have in common? A tempting par fate.

Golf is a date with par fate.

I’m enjoying an extensive senior moment but unsure if I’m a Grumparent, a Grandfogey or both.

Sometimes mute advice penetrates and resonates far more profoundly than does a cacophony of righteous intention. or (Mute advise can profoundly resonate and penetrate in a cacophony of unspoken words.)

It just takes a little "Whiz-Dumb" to conceive of Whiz-Dumber.

Beware! My siblings and I are the only surviving members of the notorious "Koo-Koo Klutz Klan.”

Me - owowow! You may call me "Crispy Crunch" but I'm not yet ready to be called...  "Crispy Lunch."

Do not become a victim of your affliction – slay it with conviction!

Construction company slogan: “Stunning Erections for Lasting Impressions.”

Be Happy! Be Elated! Birthday Be Lated!

Senescent bladder chatter wrinkle tinkle.

Ding bat - ball soars, home run - all four, grand slam - crowd roars!

The bulk of wisdom comes from discernment, enlightenment, sagacity and a healthy dose of good old common sense.

Be hive or be sting.

LESS is More… or less.